Luckily for me - after much wailing and childish tantrums, it turns out things aren't quite as bad as I first thought. There are gems in the area, and Hache in Camden is one of those gems.
When it comes to burgers Hache is regularly singled out as providing the best in London, which is quite a reputation to live up to, so it was with pretty high expectations that I visited for lunch with a work colleague.
Unusually for Britain, on the afternoon I visited the sun was blazing, and Hache has a nice open frontage with a few tables overlooking the pleasant street outside, it's perfect for a spot of people watching. We grabbed a prime front of house table and studied the incredibly varied menu - pretty much every combination of burger contents you can imagine with a variety of meat options, Scotch beef steak, lamb, venison, chicken, duck, fish and a pretty extensive Vegetarian selection.
I ordered the Steak Canadian, a Scotch beef steak burger with sweet cure bacon and mature cheddar cheese, I asked for this cooked medium rare. On the side I ordered some frites.
My work colleague, being a veggie - went for the 'Le Grand Champignon' which consisted of portobello mushroom, roasted red peppers, courgettes and pesto - to this she added some goats cheese as an extra and a bowl of chunky chips.
Quite possibly.
I haven't tried all of the pretenders to the throne - so who can say.
But, what I can say is, It's certainly the best burger I've ever eaten, in London or anywhere else for that matter. It was great. Perfectly cooked, the bacon and cheese used in my burger were obviously quality ingredients and tasted good- I was impressed. My work buddy was equally pleased with her food.The proof of the pudding is in the eating, as they say. (or should that be burger?) And despite the massive portions - I scoffed the lot - clean plate - including the frites, which were also very good....especially dipped in the mustard mayo thoughtfully provided in the selection of mustard's and sauces with the meal. I also managed a fair few of my colleagues chips who's appetite, thankfully isn't quite as bottomless as mine.
There were desserts on the menu, but I was stuffed silly and couldn't even look at them, that's unusual for me, I almost always shoehorn one in.
Service was efficient, fast and the staff very friendly.
The two Burgers, two bowls of chips, and two diet cokes, including service came to around £13 a head, which considering how damn nice the food was, is a total bargain in anyone's book.
So, all in all Hache gets my vote I'll certainly be visiting again.Hache
Camden
24 Inverness Street
Camden Town
London
NW1 7HJT
Telephone: 020 7485 9100
Final Note -
If anyone has any great lunch suggestions for the Camden/Kings Cross area - please drop me a line.











Bearing this in mind, on the drive down through Kent, I planned to pop into the Chapel Down Vineyard to stock up on wine. I've been a fan of their wine for quite a while, having tried a glass of Bacchus reserve in Butlers Wharf Chophouse one night, and being blown away by how light and fresh it tasted, amazed that it was English Wine. So much so, that I remembered the name and decided to drive down to the Vineyard in Kent to buy some soon after. That was a few years ago now, and I've visited quite a few times and drank a fair old bit of their wine. I picked up a half dozen bottles of the Bacchus reserve, and a few bottles of the Rose - not something I normally drink, but I had a taste and it was gorgeous.
Main - Slow cooked belly of Pork, Mustard Mash with Red Wine sauce
Dessert - Black Treacle Pudding with Butterscotch Sauce and Vanilla Ice Cream.
Now - I'm in Hastings, its by the sea, the home of all things aquatic - I have to eat fish and chips. According to my exhaustive research, the best place is apparently Maggie's, a hut pretty much on the beach frequented by the Fishermen themselves. All well and good, but I turned up on a Saturday lunchtime in blazing sunshine and with predictably crushing disappointment, it was fully booked. There was not a table to be had. I did the research, but forgot to book....stupid!
But - my forward planning provided a backup in the shape of 'The Mermaid Restaurant' also located within spitting distance of the beach and also supposedly purveyors of excellent fish and chips. Once again, the time spent beforehand reading up online wasn't wasted and the Cod and chips were really very good, the chips especially, having a slight crunch. It may have had a bit of that worn out 'seaside caff' feel to the fixtures and fittings, but I find that look kind of appealing, so no complaints there.
But onto the food, the restaurant, true to the modernist building housing it is pretty stark. But there are great views of the sea down one entire side with floor to ceiling glass windows. I'll just say this now - the food is excellent. Really very good indeed - I skipped the starters and ordered a confit leg of Duck, with smoked bacon, beetroot and pear with fondant potato and red wine jus. It was quite possibly the best thing Ive eaten in ages.
